Me: I’ve told you all that I know.
Expense Reporting System: Yes, I’m sure you have. How many receipts do you see there?
Me: I see four receipts.
ERS: No, there are five. Are you quite sure?
Me: There are four receipts.
ERS: I don’t understand how you can be so mistaken.
Me: THERE. ARE. FOUR. RECEIPTS!
…and so on…
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