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Every Three Weekly: Economy On Rebound, Doesn’t Want To Rush Into Relationship. [via GagPipe]

“I warned Economy to cut her interest rate in him, but she didn’t want to listen,” said Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan. “I was all ‘Don’t go there girlfriend, Recession just wants to play you.’ And she was all, ‘It’ll be different this time. He said he’d change.’ And I’m like, ‘Girl, Recession’s got as much change as a Sunday parking meter. you’ve got to get rid.’” Greenspan then sassily snapped his fingers.

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