Questions I have asked Michael:
- 1987: Can I sit here?
- 1988: Can you teach me how to juggle?
- 1989: Can I date your ex-girlfriend?
- 1990: Would you like to come see the Canadian Brass?
- 1991: Can you help me move?
- 1992: If it goes to trial, can you be a character witness?
- 1993: Can you help me move?
- 1996: So what have you been up to?
- 1997: Are you two dating, or what?
- 1998: Can you help me move?
- 1998: What’s a Chupah, and why would I hold it?
- 1998: When is she due, and when are you telling everyone else?
- 1999: Can you help me move?
- 1999: Can I date your little sister?
- 2000: Can we still be friends after I fucked up that whole thing with your little sister?
- 2000: What do you think about Dora?
- 2001: Can you help us move?
- 2002: Would you be my best man?
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