Everyone please note our singular gardening success: a flowering gardenia bush. Specifically, one flower. On one bush. But it’s a start. Oh, and Xavier, the beagle next door, who is blurry, and howling. And howling. And howling. This is the dog who surpasses DJ Tiesto at noisemaking. (Not to be confused with Oliver, who is blurry, and French. Or Adagio, who is blurry, and Tibetan. Or Gary Burd’s beagle, who is a dream, and communicates by referer.)
Where the hell was I? Oh yes, in the garden. Enjoy.
