Despair.com: Megalomaniacal Maxims. This is no doubt old news to many, but I hadn’t seen many of these new Demotivators. The perfect gift for the megalomaniac in your life.
The best leaders inspire by example. When that’s not an option, brute intimidation works pretty well, too.
It’s lonely at the top. But it’s comforting to look down upon everyone at the bottom.
Before you attempt to beat the odds, be sure you can survive the odds beating you.
The downside of being better than everyone else is that people tend to assume you’re pretentious.
Update: don’t miss the previously-unreleased Assumptions: Never assume what you’re trying to prove, unless you’re trying to prove you’re a bonehead.
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