dive into mark

Overheard while cleaning out the refrigerator:

D: Is this fondue still good? It’s from Valentine’s Day.

M: (stunned silence)

M: Throw it out!

D: How long does fondue last?

M: (sniffs) I don’t know, ask Google.

Answer: one week.

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