Michael Barrish: Instructions In The Event That The Bus I’m On Suddenly Spins Out of Control and Crashes and I Die.
If you have a memorial for me, everyone who talks has to mention at least one thing they couldn’t stand about me. Make this clear up front: no one gets to speak without mentioning at least one negative. And it can’t be a bullshit negative like, He was too fucking funny. I’m not kidding about this. It’s my last request.
He was too fucking lazy to use Google.
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