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Thirteen comments here (latest comments)

  1. Poignant, bittersweet, and a telling reminder about what compromise will do to a relationship.

    — Ken #

  2. Well done. Very nicely crafted.

    — Tom Bridge #

  3. She faked it… that was funny.

    — geek #

  4. Life on Mars (trackback)
  5. Every relationship has a list such as this.

    — anthony #

  6. Funny, yet true.

    — timstesttubes #

  7. Damn.
    Actually, this entry should be read before visiting http://www.harpold.com/500/paddock/00000206.html
    Because Leslie did it better.

    And “She wishes he made more money” is something she has no intention of telling him? Could this be an attempt at Science Fiction?

    — Dotan #

  8. Good thing humans can’t read each other’s minds!

    — GilbertZ #

  9. Nothing more truthful in life than he said, she said, or in the literal this time, she said, he said.

    — David #

  10. how do you secretly smoke?

    i wouldn’t think the smell would be easy to hide?

    — Anonymous #

  11. Ask a secret smoker. I secretly smoked for 6 years.

    — Mark #

  12. Secret smokers? Ha! Child’s play!

    I have been a secret squirrel for almost 40 years. I started in 1965.

    How is it done? Well, I chew a lot of mints to hide the smell of nuts on my breath, I wear sunglasses to hide my eyes when they are especially beady, I always make very sure that no one I know is around when I’m nibbling on something, and I tell people that my big bushy tail is a very twitchy seeing eye-dog.

    — secret squirrel #

  13. But does she love him ?

    — M Hardner #

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