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Wednesday, April 7, 2004

Grammar

Feedback is dribbling in on my Powerpoint interoperability story. Some say that calling OpenOffice.org a decent UI is a sign that my standards are too low. On the contrary, the fact that I hate all presentation software with a passion, yet did not notice the UI in any specific way, is evidence that the UI is doing exactly what it is supposed to be doing: getting out of my way.

Also, a snide note from a grammar nazi who took umbrage with the sentence There is a zen to it which I am not one with. Now, there is so much wrong here, I don’t know where to begin. The metaphor is tortured, the sentence structure would confuse Yoda, and it abuses the word zen in a cruel and unusual manner. However, this snide note simply began and ended with the fact — undeniable even by English major dropouts — that the sentence ends with a preposition.

This reminds me of a joke.

Two busty coeds — a Southern belle and a New England yankee — are in Florida on spring break. The belle turns to the yankee and asks, So, where y’all from?

The yankee turns up her nose and says, I’m from a school where we don’t end sentences with prepositions.

Without missing a beat, the belle replies, So, where y’all from, bitch?

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