dive into mark

1. Things that require a napkin
2. Things that require a wet-wipe
3. Things that require a bath
4. Things that require a hose

Somewhere between stages 3 and 4, I said “Let’s give her a big tip and leave without looking down.”

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Six comments here (latest comments)

1. Sometimes it also requires leaving the scene very quickly!

   — d 

2. I’m between 2 and 3, but why stop there?
   …

   - Things that require a chisel.
   - Things that require a coat of paint.
   - Things that require bribing an official.
   - Things that require a second mortgage.
   - Things that require a deity.
   …

   — R- 

3. And then there’s those odd times, like when the little darling, lying flat, face-up in his rocker manages to vomit over his toes without getting any on himself.

   — A 

4. Call me weird, but I was hoping there would be a photo associated with this post.

   — Vinod 

5. So did I, Vinod. I’m mildly disappointed.

   — Asbjørn Ulsberg 

6. And risk looking at the floor?

   Not recommended.

   Oh my lord have I been there with our first.

   — dbt 

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