More search queries, because I just can’t resist…
- how to add color to mac system 7 - um, upgrade?
- how to add sound into your plushies - i feel dirty just knowing what a “plushy” is
- how to apply anal sex - if you have to fill out an application, you’re doing it wrong
- how to back up 100 gb - carefully
- how to boot into single user mode mac - Cmd + S
- how to create my own free url - unclear on the concept
- how to detect greasemonkey - you can’t
- how to draw a canadian goose - eh?
- how to expect less - nobody expects the spanish inqu… wait, what?
- how to find a complete hardware list in ubuntu - lshal
- how to find windows xp key manually - Magical Jelly Bean
- how to force open new window in netscape - netscape?!?
- how to format rss date - what answer would you like?
- how to get a job with ibm - don’t ask me, i just work here
- how to get cat urine smell out of car air vent - that reminds me of a funny story
- how to get laid in vegas - man, if you can’t get laid in vegas…
- how to get sober when being drunk - unclear on the concept
- how to increase your imagination - watch a lot of sesame street
- how to install the quicktime player for firefox on ubuntu - sudo aptitude install mozilla-mplayer
- how to install windows xp iam doing it first time - the shame is like the pain, you only feel it once
- how to keep an apple from turning brown in a fruit salad - lemon juice
- how to kill and dress a tame rabbit - hold her by her legs and break her neck
- how to know good writer - beats me
- how to make a girl horny off food - make her a fruit salad
- how to make crack - boy are you lost
- how to make her love u again - dress a rabbit for her
- how to make love longer - lemon juice. or crack.
- how to make love perfect - hold her by her legs and… no, wait
- how to make my own operating system - linux from scratch
- how to make vodka soaked cherries - the key is using dried cherries
- how to make your bold text a different color then your normal text - b{color:red}
- how to place an xml in the middle of my html - don’t do that (yes, i know about xml data islands)
- how to prevent 304 http status error - unclear on the concept
- how to protect your home pc - don’t run windows
- how to read specs - hixie knows
- how to return http error 410 - Redirect gone /url
- how to say asshole in spanish
how to say bad words in spanish
how to say curse words in spanish
how to say dirty words in spanish
how to say dont fuck with me in spanish
how to say dumb bitch in spanish
how to say fucker (spanish)
how to say fucking bitch in spanish
how to say fuck me in spanish
how to say have sex with me in spanish
how to say i have a big dick in spanish
how to say i have a love in spanish
how to say: ‘i have a sexy ass’ in spanish
how to say i love big balls in spanish
how to say mother fucker in spanish
how to say suck my balls in spanish
how to say what kinda sexy ones in spanish - so not kidding - how to screw up a windows computer and put everything in temp - wait, you need help with that?
- how to set up a localhost - unclear on the concept
- how to teach spanish - start with the curse words, apparently
- how to work my bread machine - asking the wrong guy
- how to write a text editor - please don’t
- how to write like a philosopher - eschew obfuscation
- how to write poorly - read some philosophy
- how to write weblog better - like a finger pointing at the moon
Too funny.
Less funny, however, is the part where you got me all excited about the redirect options in .htaccess. I have been trying all morning to redirect some pesky 404 pages to their post-Drupal homes, to no avail. Here is what’s happening, and I defer to the wisdom of crowds(tm), or maybe Mark himself will chime in.
Redirect permanent /foo http://example.com/bar
…returns this in the browser’s address bar:
http://example.com/bar?q=foo
…which in turn gives a 404. Since “q=” is a GET variable, and none is specified, theoretically shouldn’t the browser ignore this and load the page anyway? I’ve been in and out of techy forums and nobody seems to have an answer to this. :-(
All praise to anyone who can resolve this dilemma. Thanks!
Comment by Ethan — Friday, March 2, 2007 @ 10:41 am