dive into mark

Yet another batch of search queries from my referrer logs, with answers.

• best cat pictures — kitten war!
• best fruit salad — the one that gets you laid, duh
• the best way to get pregnant the first try and have a boy — make her a fruit salad
• fertility and best way to maximize sperm count — opinions abound
• best way to backup tb data best way to backup 600gb what is the best way to backup over 500 gb of data? best solution for backing up 300 gb best way to back up a 100gb best way to store about 100gb of data best way to backup large files best way to backup large amount data — i ♥ my ReadyNAS
• best long term backup solution — there is no long-term backup solution, only a string of short/medium-term solutions
• best css tab script — css sliding doors
• which moral philosophy is best suited for making business decisions — this is why i hate business people
• what is the best fruit for you — the one that gets you laid, duh
• what is the best digital camera for taking baby photos — get one with a “kids and pets” setting
• the best usb external hard disk fo 250 gb for less than 150 $ — Seagate Barracuda + AMS Venus enclosure
• the best present i’ve ever had — my son
• the best osx software list — open source mac
• the best blog software for mac computers — ecto
• python best editor linux 2006 — i just discovered bluefish
• “philadelphia orchestra” best — definitely
• open source best weblog application — wordpress
• for best results — worked for me, twice
• best way to prevent child after marriage — The Pill + condoms
• best way to clean for ass to mouth sex — everything you ever wanted to know about rimming
• best way to ban ip address apache htaccess — Deny directive
• best way to back up to s3 — list & discussion
• best open source ogg player for mac os x — install XiphQT, then you can use any quicktime-compatible player (including itunes)
• best open format video camera — anything that records to mini-dv tapes is safe
• best dirty limerick — ew, gross
• best babyproofing — crawl on your stomach, bang into things, and throw out anything that breaks or falls on you