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“Where’s the new lawn mower?”

“In the dining room.”

“What’s it doing in the dining room?”

Charging.”

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Three comments here (latest comments)

  1. Electricity from a coal-burning power plant? Try a push mower :)

    — Kris #

  2. I’ve found our similar mower (stupid name though: http://www.enviromower.co.nz/) to be pretty good as long as you remember to cut the grass regularly; if it’s really long or wet then battery life is not great. Otherwise, it’s not bad at all and definitely less hassle than a petrol one.

    — Julian #

  3. I had a push mower, and from what I can tell it was a decent push mower. It became so frustrating to use at one point that in mid-mow, I literally hoisted it up over my head and slammed it down into the grass, causing the handle to detach and jump across the yard.

    Without breaking stride, I walked directly over to my wife and said, “Obviously, I am going out to buy a real mower.”

    And so I did. The End.

    Epilogue:

    Grass looks great.

    — Ryan #

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