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“I see what you did there”
— Petru ![]()
“Are you talking to me?”
i had cheezburger. SFW.
“Seriously?
I mean… seriously???”
“Speaking metaphysically, if reincarnation does indeed exist, then I should like to return as myself.”
— David ![]()
What’s wrong with salmon? At least they’re not PapayaWhip.
‘Did you just pee under the stairs? I know it was you…’
“Hi! I am the new XML error recovery method.”
My ancestors scrumped your ancestors.
“Do you like my ears better down?”
Hello, sailor.
“Look, this ismy bed. You and your lady-friend need to find somewhere else to mate.”
“R u sure u wanna wear that?”
— Elaine ![]()
“Oh look, he’s anthropomorphizing me again.”
“I’ve already marked this as mine. He he he.”
“What do you mean recession?”
Inquisitive dog is inquisitive.
“Sam will be the new what?!?”
— Morten ![]()
How about: “Call _that_ a blog post? Get writing!”
— Jon ![]()
Christ, what an asshole.
“The time has come for us to reveal ourselves at last. Bow down, Earthling!”
“I’m bored with my blog. Think I’ll just post photos.”
This thing in your face is not food…. it is not food…right?…… it is not food…right?….when do you feed me?…..what are you doing here?…..it is not food?
— pmarin ![]()
I did not hav ur cheezburger.
I promiss.
— Deezil ![]()
My LOLcats, I’m not showing you them.
You do know your iPhone can’t focus this close, right?
“Christmas bedsheets? Dude, you’re whipped. I say that as a friend.”
LQ
“Yo, get off your Freedom Zero-loving ass and get my food and water.”
So,….what am I getting as a Christmas present?
Wilford Brimley? No, never heard of him. ( http://scifipedia.scifi.com/images/thumb/a/a1/Wilford-brimley.jpg/270px-Wilford-brimley.jpg )
— Dave L. ![]()
“WYSIWYG!”
“How you doin’?”
— Indranil ![]()
Bau?
*wink* You like how my collar matches the sheets? rawr.
You let WHO be elected to the POTUS? What were you guys thinkin’ !!!!
Mee-YOW!
Yo Dawg!
Gimmie Cookie!
So, yeah. I pooped on your pillow. Does this means no walkie on the woods?
BED BEAGLE IS NOT PLEASED.
Big deal, I can lick mine too
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